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Endless yellow winds, sands stretch afar, In the land once abundant, no homes there are. Half-guai, half-immortal, who can decide? Thief or sage, why would he mind? Firelight flickered over a table laden with food and drink. The Second Prince of Flowing Sands, sitting on the table, gnawed on what might have been half a haunch with relish. The King of Flowing Sands sat beside his son obediently. As someone who typically delighted in pointing out the missteps of others, he remained oddly silent during the feast. Even the Tiger Vanguard was on his best behavior. Watching the dimwit across from him gorging on the haunch, the tiger seemed to have no appetite. The Yellow Wind Sage sat in the place of honor, one hand caressing the object resting on the table: the head of a bodhisattva with eyes closed in silence. "Pa, I need more." The sudden shout from the Second Prince set all hearts hammering. His pa, the King of Flowing Sands, glowered and hissed, "Shut it!" Then he scrambled to his knees and pleaded for forgiveness. "A trifle, is all." The Yellow Wind Sage rested his hand atop the head of Lingji, then stood. "With my master's most prized vessel in my grasp, I can surely absorb that thing. I mean to enter secluded meditation, starting today. I have appeased those old rascals from above, yet it will be wise to remain discreet." "If you're seeking seclusion, Master," fawned the King of Flowing Sands, "my people and I would be honored to camp outside the cave and stand guard beside you." "Beside me?" The Sage gazed at his master's head and rejected his offer immediately. "No, you will move to the ridge. I will be setting the Yellow Wind Formation. Let no one disturb me." "If...if there is urgent news, Master, how shall we bear it unto you?" The King cried out. The Yellow Wind pointed at the Tiger Vanguard. "Have your rock brothers raise paths of sand, each with a gate locked by a secret tally. You two vanguards will each hold a tally..." Before Tiger Vanguard knelt to thank the Sage for this weighty charge, the King interjected anxiously: "But Master! We rats have never got along with those cats. If they hold the..." The Yellow Wind Sage didn't want to listen at all. He picked up the Buddha head and interrupted, "All of you, withdraw. Do not disturb me until the very sky collapses."

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千里黄风万里沙,方圆八百无人家。 盗圣怀土失恩义,吹梦难醒躲山崖。 炉火荧荧,满桌酒菜。沙二郎举着半拉,不知何物的腿,正啃得有滋有味。 沙国王坐在儿子身侧,难得地没有警示他注意分寸。素日设宴,他最爱告状的,今日也一直沉默着。 虎先锋也十分文雅,他看着对面的傻子吃得喷香,肚里饥渴难耐,还是忍住了。 黄风大圣坐在太师椅内,一只手摸着桌上闭目的佛头,一边喃喃道:“师父呀师父,你常说让我永远陪在你身边,如今无论到哪里,我都带着你了。”听到这话,虎先锋和沙国王垂下头,甚至不敢抬头多看两眼灵吉的头颅。大王面前禁提灵吉,一直是不成文的规矩。 又过了不知多久,沙二郎一声爹,在场所有人都惊了一跳。沙国王压低声怒斥道:“闭嘴。”其后连滚带爬跪下讨饶道:“大王,我这孩儿有些疯病,但他很是骁勇,能替大王办不少事,大王……” “起来吧,都是小事。”言罢,黄风大圣把手搭在灵吉的头顶,站起身来,道:“我拿了师父最宝贝的东西,定能炼化那邪物。我准备从今日起闭关修行。天上那些老东西虽已安排好了,还是多留一手为妙。” “大王若想闭关,我和我的子民愿搬来洞外守护。”沙国王谄媚道。 “不用。我要在谷中修行,你那鼠村就让给我住罢。” “若是能守在大王身侧,自是我等的荣耀。”沙国王笑着。 “留在我身侧?”黄风大圣看着师父的头,守在身侧的,才是最可怕的。 他摇头对沙国王道:“你们搬去岭上住罢。那处不是有些凡人的庄子吗?占去就是了。我要开黄风大阵,谁都不要来打扰我。” “大王,若是……有急事要通报您该如何是好?”沙国王急急追问。 黄风大圣抱起桌上的头颅,来回踱了几步,指着虎先锋道:“叫你那石头兄弟。修几条沙道,每个沙道由大门锁住,需要秘符才能开启。你们两个先锋,各拿一个秘符,日常事务就归你们暂管。出了天大的事,再来报我。” 虎先锋得了这般大任,赶紧下拜谢恩。那沙国王急切道:“大王,我们与那大猫向来不睦,若是由他们领了秘符……” “你那两个儿子,可能担大任?”黄风大圣看了一眼无事可做,正在啃瓜锤的沙二郎,沙国王露出一脸挫败。 黄风大圣又道:“你也不用太担心,鼠禁卫会监管他们,你只做好份内的事就行。” “大王,大王!秘符一事可再商量…。。” 但是任凭他如何呼唤,黄风大圣只是叫送客,其后抱着佛头,又陷入了沉思。