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Let the strange be strange, the odd be odd, Follow the boy master, let mountains fall in chaos. Flaunt neither strength, nor take pride, When disputes come near, cast them aside. Once upon a time, there were three yaoguais who shared a single body. They aspired to earn the title of a mountain deity and thus, with their bribe paid, they targeted at a blind mountain deity of Mount Hao to take his place. Although the mountain god was blind, his hearing was exceptionally sharp. He was highly skilled in the art of smoke and fire, able to release smoke to conceal his movements. Whenever the three yaoguais came to provoke him, he would immediately vanish into hiding. One time, the three yaoguais combined their powers to emit a sweeping flash of lightning, forcing the mountain deity out of hiding. The mountain deity cried out, waving his incense sticks wildly. The three yaoguais, being clumsy, couldn't dodge and got hit. Seeing their clothes catch fire, the three yaoguais forgot about the mountain deity and started blaming each other. As they quarreled, a burst of laughter echoed from the cliff. A young boy with red skin and white hair sat there, watching them as if enjoying a show. Embarrassed and angry, the three yaoguais and the mountain deity temporarily set aside their differences and attacked the young boy. The boy, finding it amusing, wielded a sharp spear and sparred with them. Unexpectedly, the mountain deity's smoke perfectly concealed the clumsy body of the three yaoguais, while the yaoguais' lightning provided opportunities for the mountain deity to attack. Together, they managed to fight the young boy for several rounds. It wasn't until the boy used his Samadhi Fire that they fell to the ground, begging for mercy. Then, Red Boy told them, "From now on, these six hundred miles of mountains are mine. You will follow me and become my captains." From then on, the three yaoguais were given a new name, "Cloudy Mist", and the blind mountain deity was named "Misty Cloud". They continued to serve Red Boy as a team, but their deep-seated animosity remained unresolved, leading to frequent quarrels that persisted to this day.

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奇的由他奇,怪的由他怪。 跟着儿皇帝,山场任他坏。 不去逞刚强,不把雄心赛。 是非临到耳,抛到云霄外。 从前有三个鬼,共用一副身躯。他们想挣一个山神的名分,便疏通好门路,瞧准了号山的一个瞎子山神下手。 却说那位山神虽瞎了眼,但听觉十分敏锐,他极擅烟火之法,能放出烟雾,掩藏行迹。每每这三个鬼来挑衅时,便立刻隐遁了起来。 一次,三个鬼合力喷出雷光,扫荡开去,将那山神电了出来。山神大叫着,举起香把乱挥乱舞,三鬼却因身形笨拙无法躲避,挨了一下。眼见衣裳被燎着了,三个鬼丢开山神,竟互相骂了起来。 他二者斗得十分狼狈,山崖上忽传来一阵笑声,只见有个红皮肤白头发的小郎君坐在那处,像看把戏一般望着他们。 三鬼与山神恼羞成怒,暂且放下恩怨,与那小郎君打了起来。那小郎君甚感很有趣,也使一杆尖枪,和他们过了过招。 没承想,山神的烟雾正好能遮蔽三鬼笨拙的身躯,三鬼的雷光,正好能诱敌为山神制造进攻机会。如此这般,他二者竟能与那小郎君打个十数合。直至小郎君使出三昧真火,方才倒地求饶。 红孩儿对他们道:“这六百里山头以后都是我的,你们就跟着我,做我麾下的健将罢。” 自此,三鬼得了个新名字,唤作云里雾,瞎眼的山神被赐名叫作了雾里云。他们一起共事,服侍红孩儿,不过嫌隙始终难消,到今日还经常闹矛盾哩。